slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

literarynerd:

Well this is the best thing ever.

literarynerd:

Well this is the best thing ever.

Anonymous asked:
Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???

productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal